Tbh Station Tavern is where you wanna go during a pandemic, it’s like this place was made for "Covid times" because it’s all outside. I don’t even think they had to change a thing to their setup, it was already made for not talking to anyone around you which is perfect for the South Park hipster vibe it presents.

Ranch is creamy and garlicky with a twinge of tang, almost like an aioli. I feel like it’s good ranch but not ranch I could eat with everything and because of that it’s a solid 6.5/10. Don’t get me wrong it is good, but there is something about it where it can’t be anything other then a sauce you dip with fries or tots? I’ll probably get a lot of flak for this BUT my palette clearly isn’t as ~*sophisticated*~ as it should be to enjoy South Park ranch. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

PS- I also forgot about the children of the corn railroad cart they have here. I don’t know why it’s so creepy and so funny to me all at the same time. It really adds to the hipster ambiance.

PSS - I’m just playing with you hipsters. Let’s be real lesbians and hipsters dress exactly the same, so really I’m just insulting myself.