I feel like Dirty Birds Bar and Grill is a weird beach bum version of hooters but like.. not? I don’t know why I always get that vibe there, IS IT JUST ME? Anyways, Dirty Birds ranch is real good, solid 9/10. Which honestly is a low standard for a place that’s selling point is wings/sauce, but some places *cough cough* buffalo wild wings just don’t get it (don’t worry we will get to them later).

Dirty Birds ranch is great only downside is they give you such small portions. Well.. in actuality, to a normal ranch consumer it is probably average…BUT for yo gal its not enough. Oh well, I just shamefully ask for extra ranch, like 5 different times.

PRO TIP: The key is to ask for more ranch from 5 different employees i.e.: other servers, the bus boy, the hostess, etc. THAT way you don't have the shame of asking only one person to make 5 separate trips to get your ass extra ranch.

But also if you do this route, whoever you ask that isn't your server will FOR SURE hate you, trust me, I was a server I know. BE WARNED.