This place is literally gross. Its deceiving because from the naked eye it comes off as a ~*fancier*~ IHOP (is that a thing?)... but it's not. At least IHOP knows who it is, and isn't trying to be sneaky. Anyways, Broken Yolk Café has some of the nastiest ranch I have ever tasted -0/10. I don't even know how to explain it's taste, but to put it in my usual theatrics...

"I WOULD RATHER EAT 7 day old garbage from a swamp in 117 degree heat, then eat this ranch ever again".

Also this place is super overpriced for the food you get. HIGHWAY FUCKING ROBBERY. I will say though, the service is really good. So don't take this out on the staff!